Cherry: |
I just love that part in "Livin' on the Edge" where you sing way up high. Tell me Steven, how does a man get all loosened up to sing those high notes, hmmm? |
Steven: |
I gargle with vulval nectarine |
Cherry: |
What other interesting things can you do with your scarf collection, besides tie up the microphone? |
Steven: |
Loin Floss, cat-o'-nine-tails, lasso. |
Cherry: |
If body parts were detachable, which parts of me would you take? |
Steven: |
Head... |
Cherry: |
If you wrote a song about me, how would the lyrics go? |
Steven: |
"Nothing could be sweeter then my honey when I eat her in the morning..." |
Cherry: |
Steven, If you could take me backstage, what could you show me? |
Steven: |
The Big 10 Inch. |
Cherry: |
What's the best thing about jerking off? |
Steven: |
You don't have to look your best. |
Cherry: |
What's the worst thing about SEX? |
Steven: |
Picking the hair out of your teeth. |
Cherry: |
Do you think it's hard to stick to things? |
Steven: |
It depends on how sticky it gets. |
Cherry: |
If you and I were musical instruments, what kind of music would we make together? |
Steven: |
Chamber Music. |
Cherry: |
So, do you think existence precedes essence, or what? |
Steven: |
Well, it gets much better after pub-essence. |
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